Hello, everyone! It's been a long, long time. But the good news is that I have been busy working on my web site called: 13Emails.com. There I post my 13 funniest emails that I've sent to unsuspecting businesses, government agencies, organzations and important people.
Of course, there are many more than 13 emails in the email archive there. Also, you can view my updated profile (I am writing as John Farnswell once again!).
Check it out! I really think you'll enjoy it!!!!!!
Friday, September 18, 2009
Thursday, December 18, 2008
My presidential slogan
Destined to be remembered forever as the actor that portrayed screechy-voiced, Nixon-loving prick Alex P. Keaton and lame time-traveler Marty McPenis-face (Can’t remember the character’s last name), few people know Michael J Fox got his first big break acting in the kick-ass cult classic Midnight Madness.
Midnight Madness is the story of a bunch of college kids who are chosen by some hash head to play this really intense scavenger hunt. The college kids are divided into these color-coded teams, and they run around town finding clues and all sorts of goofy crap. Blah blah blah…
Any way, Fox plays some annoying little shit with daddy issues and is pretty forgettable. But, the movie is awesome because of a character named Barf. I love Barf a lot. His personality is exactly how you imagine an in-bred child raised next to a nuclear waste dump would be. Basically, he has the IQ of a peanut and the stunning looks of Sloth from the Goonies.
Here Barf tries his hand at arranging a series of cut out letters into a word that he thinks solves one of the clues:

Any way, Fox plays some annoying little shit with daddy issues and is pretty forgettable. But, the movie is awesome because of a character named Barf. I love Barf a lot. His personality is exactly how you imagine an in-bred child raised next to a nuclear waste dump would be. Basically, he has the IQ of a peanut and the stunning looks of Sloth from the Goonies.
Here Barf tries his hand at arranging a series of cut out letters into a word that he thinks solves one of the clues:
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Who needs Rambo?
Thanks to the investigative reporting powers of the Weekly World News, I feel safe from those evil and vicious doers (or is it vicious evil-doers?). It seems our military has a new secret weapon in its War on Terrorism:

All you terrorists better watch out 'cause we bringing bat boy to yo house!
Everybody chant with me: U-S-A! U-S-A!! U-S-A!!! B-A-T!!! B-O-Y!!!!

All you terrorists better watch out 'cause we bringing bat boy to yo house!
Everybody chant with me: U-S-A! U-S-A!! U-S-A!!! B-A-T!!! B-O-Y!!!!
Labels:
Bat Boy,
evil doers,
USA secret weapons
Monday, December 15, 2008
I live!

Oh hell. I’ll be honest: I just haven’t had time to write my blog. The last week, I’ve spent much of my time reworking my resume and applying for several rather lucrative web content management positions around the Cleveland area. Much to my surprise, I have been called back for interviews. The prospects are good.
I will begin blogging on a regular basis again very, very soon. I have much to tell you, my disciples!
Be cool; stay in school.
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