Who needs Rambo?

Thanks to the investigative reporting powers of the Weekly World News, I feel safe from those evil and vicious doers (or is it vicious evil-doers?). It seems our military has a new secret weapon in its War on Terrorism:



All you terrorists better watch out 'cause we bringing bat boy to yo house!


Everybody chant with me: U-S-A! U-S-A!! U-S-A!!! B-A-T!!! B-O-Y!!!!