Monday, November 24, 2008

The semi-annual CAA Awards

It's that time of year again: Time to hand out the prestigious Cowboy Ace Anderson Awards! Let's get right too this thing:

The CAA award for best audition: the karate geeks of Hollywood Hills



The CAA award for best murder scene: Silent Night Deadly Night 2



The CAA award for funniest soundboard prank: Celebrity prank calling (Dr. Phil)



The CAA award for dramatic excellence
: Troll 2



The CAA award for most awesome rock performance: Some Swedish rock band




The CAA award for funniest car theft: stupid teen "ghosting"




The CAA award for most honest NFL post-game interview
: Jim Mora




The CAA
Lifetime Achievement award
:
Tourettes Guy (may he rest in peace)



Congratulations to all of the recipients. Your commitment to excellence is inspiring. if you have any questions about how YOU can be a potential CAA winner, simply do something stupid, post it on Youtube and leave a comment. I will do my best to add you to the sophisticated award review process.

* NOTE: All awards are spiritual in nature and have no monetary or psychological benefits what so ever. We cannot be held responsible for any consequences associated with your winning a CAA.

2 comments:

fetalpositionfollower said...

So YOU'RE the other person who watched "Silent Night, Deadly Night, Part 2"

Cowboy Ace Anderson said...

Yeah, it's a truly inspiring movie. In fact every time I see my scum bag neighbor taking out his garbage in the morning, I want to pull out a hand gun and "garbage day" his ass.